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Same love; different lyrics | Mind your language
A riposte to homophobia from the poppy end of hip-hop may be the most profound song either genre has produced I was never one of those “I’m, like, so cool I listen to bands that haven’t even formed yet” types. It was pop all the way – camp, often ridiculous and always cheesy. This left […]
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Don’t get your Alans in a twist | Mind your language
Sometimes only cockney rhyming slang will do. But get it wrong and you can end up looking a berk Among the hundreds of languages and dialects spoken in east London, there is one that should have a preservation order slapped on it. Spoken by a small and dwindling minority, surely it must be eligible for […]
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The gostak distims the doshes. And you can quote Andrew Ingraham on that | Mind Your Language
A little-known American headmaster deserves to be remembered for his tongue-in-cheek grammar lessons Research for a book I’m writing has taken me down some obscure linguistic byways, the latest of which has been the discovery of Andrew Ingraham, an American teacher and writer of whom I’d never heard until stumbling across a brief mention in […]
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Clumsy and cack-handed? Lefties are leaders, not losers | Mind your language
The stigmatising language faced by left-handed people has not hampered their success Yes, that’s right, you’re about to read yet more lefty stuff in the Guardian. Barack Obama’s inauguration this week should again revive hope among a minority group. This group of people, simply because of the way they were born, have often been stigmatised […]
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There are lots of bacteria, but there is only one genetic code
Sloppy use of scientific words is a symptom of a wider malaise “She’s developed something called anorexia.” “I was reading about that in the newspaper. It’s quite serious, isn’t it?” “Yes, and more young women are getting anorexia these days.” A simple enough conversation. What the speakers did not realise is that they were not […]
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Between the pear and the cheese, combing the giraffe is a monkey sandwich story | Mind your language
A book on international idioms reveals much about our national characters It was my French flatmate who alerted me to the clunkiness of British idioms. She taught me tenir la chandelle – the eloquently captured French idiom for the third wheel on a date. The image of a third person holding up a candle while […]